How Dumb Can One Man Be?

From 2007

If you know me, you know that I think this world is full of a lot of stupid people. Well, one has definitely taken the cake this time. I mean, maybe for the rest of the earth’s existence, this person might never be topped as the king of all idiots. I am talking about OJ Simpson.

Ok, he was one of the greatest football players, and he was actually kind of funny in the naked gun movies. I mean, this guy had it all, until the night he murdered, or helped murder his wife and her friend, boyfriend, whatever he was.

Ok, I know he got off and was found innocent, but only other stupid people believe that he is really innocent. Even when he tried on the glove and claimed it did not fit, was I the only one who seen that it did fit pretty well?

Anyway, the murder was stupid yes, but that does not even take the cake for this guy. Neither does him throwing away fame, fortune, and a great life. These are dumb enough to be high on the list, but he has went and done it now.

Tell me how you have all this fame and fortune. Tell me how you get away with the biggest crime (media wise) in the 20th century, and go on and fuck up again? Are you kidding me? You should be kissing someone’s ass (preferably Cochran’s rotting ass in his grave) for how lucky you have been. Then you go and turn around and get arrested over sports memorabilia that you were trying to take. You idiot!

Now, I do not know the facts whether he is guilty or innocent as the whole story has not all came out. I am sure it will for months as it’s shown on TV probably like the first case. But why were you even putting yourself in that situation? You hit the lottery when you got off the murder rap. You are living in sunny Florida, playing golf, and living pretty well, given all that you been through, and now this. You idiot!

They have given him like ten felony counts. The world knows he got away with murder, and now they have him where they want him. They cannot put him on trial for the murder again, but now they can throw the book at him for this shit. The one that got away has now been tossed back in the fire, and this time he is going to burn. There is no way he is getting away from this. With all the charges, they say he can face life in prison. I will bet smart money he gets it, or damn close.

It might be a trial for the robbery, but this trial will ALL be about the murder, at least unconsciously in the prosecutors, the judge, and the jury. You are fucked, and it’s your own dumb ass fault. The Goldman’s will be celebrating your incarceration, still disappointed that you got off for the murder, but at least you are behind bars for good. Johnny isn’t here any more to save you. Paul Darden and Marsha Clark are not here to piss away a case that even Corky from Life Goes On could have won with all that evidence. You’re done for.

The question is why? Why do this? Why put yourself in this position? Just like Michael Jackson. Why have kids over again? Both of you know that the world has it in for you. Why not tread softly, live your life, and keep to yourself? Are you really that stupid? And over what, a couple signed jerseys and a football or shit like that? Weren’t you already selling off stuff to pay for shit? Why do you care, and why risk your freedom when you know they’re going to crucify you for any mistake you will make?

OJ, you are going to get what you deserved the first time around. More power to you for getting away with it, that’s the justice systems failure, not yours. This time though, the show is over. No more golf, no more Naked Gun movies, and no more books outlining how you would have killed your wife. You got a long sentence coming, and finally justice has come a calling. Whatever you do you will pay for tenfold, and this is the day. All because you were too stupid to count your blessings that you made it through the first time.
You have officially won the all time award for the most fucking stupid person to walk this entire planet. A title you will hold for eternity. I guess that is until Michael Jackson robs someone for one of his old gloves or noses. (I actually like Michael, and think he did not do it, but he is too easy to make fun of). Karma has finally caught up to you, and you have nothing to blame but your own stupidity. Have fun in that cell getting fucked by inmates that just want to say they fucked someone famous. You know what they say. "If the condom fits, they must push in your shit." Good luck moron!