Religion Smidgen

From 2007

Alright, fuck it! I am going to get right into it and put my first true post up here and let you know right off how I coming with this blog. This first one is about religion, and this should split the room right in half before I even start. I will get love and hate right from the beginning, and I wouldn't have it any other way.

Is it only me, or is anyone sick of all this religion shit. Muslims, Christians, Catholics, Buddhists, devil worshippers, whatever the fuck else is out there these days. Trying to pound this bullshit down our throats since we were kids, trying to conform us into what they want us to be. I say fuck you! I am my own person with my own beliefs, and I don't need to hear shit from a guy or group that has no idea what the afterlife holds.

Have they been there and come back?? Did they meet God and shake his hand in some desert he appeared in, in Mexico? I think not! Who is he to tell me what is and what isn't. Most wars in the history of this world are fought over religion, and none of them even know if they are right or wrong. I know you have your beliefs and what not, but why? Who showed you this was right and how it was? Who actually told you that you would get 72 virgins if you died for Allah? I picked Muslim for that part of the tirade, because if they proved I could have 72 virgins beyond a shadow of a doubt, well then Allah Akbar or whatever the fuck they say. No one really knows.

Now don't get me wrong so quick, I do believe in a God. We can’t just come out of thin air. That goes out to you evolution idiots who say we come from like a carbon atom or something. Well answer me this smart guy, where the fuck did the carbon atom comes from? You can’t have something from nothing asshole, if you could I would have a million dollars in my hand now and be one hell of a magician.

So as you see I do believe in a God, and very strongly, I just don't believe in religions. The only good thing that comes out of these holy books of fiction is good moral lessons. I will not dog the Koran, Bible, or whatever else for that reason. They have good lessons and very good stories in them, but you know, so do fairy tales. Don't take candy from strangers, always look when you cross the road, you get the picture! I mean be realistic; do you believe some guy lived in a fucking whale? Or some guy rounded up EVERY species on this earth by twos, and got them all in one boat? That's a big fucking boat, and a chore that isn't even realistically possible. You're meaning to tell me he got every kind of bug, slug, rhino, and whatever the fuck else and did it all that quick or even did it at all? Are people that dumb to believe this shit? And if it did happen, why the hell doesn't shit like that happen today? I asked a Christian that once, and he said, you have to see the small miracles nowadays. OK, well me not getting hit by a car when I go the mail box is a small miracle, maybe I should go to church!


Its bullshit, and used to brainwash us to conform to their beliefs. I am not saying don't live your life righteous and do good by others and live a good and sin free life (We will get into what constitutes a sin in another article), but don't believe everything someone feeds you and tries to get you to believe. God gave us a brain to think for ourselves, and make our own minds up and form our own beliefs and opinions. The only reason religion was created was to make order out of chaos and make the people obey rules millions of years ago. Now I do believe in order, but not because of some false fear of God that my ancestors bestowed upon me to make me act right.

It’s all so silly to me, especially the wars that are fought over it. Aren't we supposed to follow, "Thou shall not kill?" Oh, but it’s OK if they don't like our God, kill them then! See how hypocritical it is?

All I say is live your life and be your own person of sound, mind and body. Don't let these cretins convince you to follow them to the end that they don't even know what’s on the other side. Don't promise me a heaven if you do not know, and I end up dying and nothings left but my ashes and emptiness.

Hey, if one of them is right, then I guess I am the asshole and will pay in the afterlife for it. Who is to say who is right and who’s wrong though? What if I pray to Jesus, but it’s really Allah? Am I fucked then and get to burn? Who the hell knows and who cares! Just pray to God and have your own relationship with him, and live by your morals and creeds, not someone other than yourself. I think if you do this your life will be better off and you will be much happier and prouder that you can stand on your own two feet without the help of some crook in a cloak and funny hat. Just my opinion and view, you have yours and I will have mine. I will see you next time for my next blog. (If you're still reading my shit)